Our Fence Specialists are Looking Into It

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Did you hear that the hurricane blew down the fence around the Nudist Camp?

 

Yes. Our fence specialists are looking into it.

I Like the Way You Think - fence joke

A little boy is in school working on his arithmetic. The teacher says, "Imagine there are 5 black birds sitting on a fence. You pick up your BB gun and shoot one. How many blackbirds are left?"

The little boy thinks for a moment and says, "NONE!" The teacher replies, "None, how do you figure that?" The little boy says, if I shoot one, all the other birds will fly away scared, leaving none on the fence." The teacher replies, "Hmm, not exactly, but I do like the way you think!"

The little boy then says, "Teacher, let me ask you a question. There are 3 women sitting on a park bench eating ice cream cones. One is licking her cone, another is biting it and the third one is sucking it. How can you tell which one of the women is married?"

The teacher ponders the question uncomfortably and then finally replies, "Well, I guess the one sucking her cone."

To which the little boy replies, "Actually, its the one with the wedding ring, but I do like the way YOU think!"

Feisty Kangaroo

A newly captured kangaroo was brought into a small city zoo.
She was very wild, leaping all around the enclosure most of the day.
Early next morning the old keeper gets a call that she's leaping down the road into town.
Apparently the six foot fence wasn't high enough so they raised it to eight feet.
Next morning she's out again. They raise it to ten feet.
A polar bear in the next enclosure asks, "How high do you think they'll go?"
The kangaroo replies, "As high as the trees I imagine if they keep leaving the gate unlocked".

Ya See that Fence Down There?

This carpenter walks into the neighborhood pub, and orders a whiskey.

"Ya see that fence down there? I built it with my own two hands. Drove every post, even cut the lumber by hand, but do they call me 'Mac the Fence-Builder'? No."

He downs the whiskey and orders another. "Ya know that pier on the lake?" He continues, "I built that, too. Dove under water to lay the foundations, laid down every single plank! But do they call me 'Mac the Pier-Builder?' No."

"But ya eat ONE pigeon ..."

The Pollen Thief

Neal had plans to make some money selling honey so he put a bee hive on his roof.
"Where will they get nectar and pollen?", asked Jeff.
Neal replied, "They'll go into the Botanical Gardens next door at dawn every morning."
"But the park doesn't open 'till noon.", Jeff countered, "And it's closed on Mondays".
Neal triumphantly held up his bolt cutters and said, "That's why I cut 'em a hole in the fence."